Mercedes S600 weapon of mass deception?

February 25, 2007


Mercedes describes the features of it’s “terrorist proof” Mercedes-Benz S 600 Guard Pullman limo:

“ offers the highest level of protection against terrorists…the highest protection specified for this car is equivalent to resistance level B6/B7, as tested and certified by state-approved organizations. Plus it meets further requirements that are not even stipulated by any standard, as tested by public and independent organizations. Its armor resists military-standard small-arms projectiles and provides protection against fragments from hand grenades and other explosive devices. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system.”

The armoured prestigious luxury Limousine, built for the protection of State officials, and dignitaries will be released in late 2008.

So it is both “terrorist proof” and very very stylish. The Pullman carries on the time honoured tradition, harkening back to the days of Emperor, Hirohito, of constructing and supplying armoured cars to leaders and popes to travel in!!

Chancellor Kohl, Idi Amin, Mubarak, Tito and Mao were all transported around in similar vehicles. Now leaders and high heeled executives can also protect themselves against modern day ‘terrorists’ in modern day style.

The protective features of the car are built into the Limo, with it’s body structure then being further re-inforced, so it is able to withstand the force of military strength small arms projectiles, grenade fragments and other explosives. This extended version is based on the S600 L Guard model pictured above, and has also been compared to the Maybach 62.

Oh, and the roof is also pretty high so its ideal for those needing increased head space

Being equipped with a mobile office, it provides a perfect venue for either the discreet terrorist or corporate meeting.

This limo is likely to be a hit with the security conscious high powered kings, of both the corporate and political persuasion, mutually exclusive categories of course.

The use of the term ‘terrorist proof’ is a first in the civilian auto industry, but may border on deception

3 Responses to “Mercedes S600 weapon of mass deception?”

  1. Andria Tyer Says:

    das watz up I love dis limousine I wish yall would just let me take dat off yall hand.

  2. Andria Tyer Says:

    please write back and wee could talk about how much dis gonna cosst to rent des for my moms b-day.

  3. Andria Tyer Says:

    please write back and we could talk about how much dis gonna cost to rent des for my moms b-day.

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