HELLO KITTY EXORCISM
January 13, 2008
Relatives of loved ones who painfully recount the experiences of seeing those sudden changes in hello kitty converts frequently fail to find any rational explanation for the bizarre changes befalling them in their zeal for all things hello kitty.
The possibility of hello kitty possession may not have crossed their minds but these hello kitty contact lenses could evoke an increased demand for ‘kitty repossessions’ or kitty exorcism amongst concerned relatives who have exhausted all other options to drive this feckless feline from their troubled loved ones’ lives.
Considering also that Hello Kitty is now in the arms race with the launch of the hello kitty AR-15 assault rifle, it is conceivable that image of a hello kitty devotee running amok with an Ar15 with these eyes is enough to convince the most skeptical amongst us that hello kitty is planning to conquer the world. We are moving beyond USBs, hello kitty waffle makers, and laptops, the rather innocuous gadgets to weapons.
If you see the distinct hello kitty image appear in their eyes, you may have to call upon a hello kitty exorcist.
I’d wager that hello kitty repossessions will be on the rise particularly if the said contact lenses slip on the eyeball and hello kitty’s mouth appears at the top of the eyeball in one eye whilst appearing at the bottom of the other.
The asymmetry alone is enough to whip up hysteria in believers of demonic possession when they see hello kitty mobilise. A moving target armed with an AR-15 recruiting soldiers at an alarming rate!!
There is nothing worse than a morphing hello kitty.
Aesthetically, it wouldn’t be too pleasing either.
I wonder how long it will take before these come out in pink.