pinkeyelashesOnly a fashion impresario and true visionary could launch a versatile range of long lush pink eyelashes for the pink fashionista.

Add a  pink feather boa to create a scandal and establish yourself as a true innovator amongst your peers.

At an affordable four pounds or so, they are now within the reach of every pink peasant with an inalienable constitutional right to match her  make up with her favourite accessories.  Join the  pink monarchy.

Team them with a pair of   hello kitty pink contact lenses for that unmistakably self-possessed look.

You never know when you are likely to need a pair, so get some or get left behind. You wouldn’t want to get caught behind the wheel of your pink car without them.

The perfect Valentine’s day gift for the woman who has everything apart from a  pair of coveted pink eyelashes.

The Pink high heeled shoe phone is no girly gadget designer gimmick.  The only thing that could possibly detract from it’s functionality in helping you stay under the radar is that there  is no actual compartment for your foot.  Until then you just hide around the corner when you want to avoid any unwanted attention.

No indication it can be fitted into the pink cadillac and I’m guessing no USB to your laptop.

 

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This is a serious buy for the high end fashionistas in the security business.

And if you are at risk of corporate espionage the last thing you want to do is draw attention to yourself.

Discretion is a must…

Available from gadget4all

Live and die for pink

January 11, 2008

Funeral coffin pink! No it isn’t a new shade of pink. 

But maybe there is a new trend on the horizon.

We have pink hire cars, pink taxi services, pink charities, pink laptops, USBs and now a penchant for pink  by women who want to depart this earth draped in pink.

Air line stewardess Susie Wong is living proof that little girls like pink from cradle to grave.

In fact Susie’s friends and family made sure that she and all who attended her funeral in her honour were dressed in pink attire in her honour.

Maybe the next big thing on the horizon will be pink designer coffins.